Patrick Johnsons ISS PRO 98 GAME
OF DRINKING LOTS OF BEER AND FALLING OVER...
In light of our forthcoming neet oot in manchester on the 14th october i thought i'd better get some details of a sordid game you may well find yourself caught up in if you are staying at mr pat johnsons flat.
A month or so ago myself and pat, in the interests of saving cash, decided to go halfs on a slab of 24 cans of stella to quench our thirst before paying above the odds during the night of drinking in the cleg thet lay ahead.
The plan was to have 2 or 3 stellas in the hour whilst the rest on NSL congregated and then go in to towm....what transpired was far from this. Pat had the innocent idea of introducing drinking forfits into the football game we were playing on his playstation..... this innocent move led to the 2 of us getting through 16 cans of stella in 90 minutes and had the consequence of us not remembering the night out...breakfast in a bar the morning after...or my long virtua-drive home....
The rules to this game are very complex.....
If you are out with us on the 13th i strongly advise you put some time aside to memorise these rules, you like i will find, to your downfall, that pat is very good at this game and you are not very good at drinking stella.....