"Sorry about me mate.....
he's a bit pissed..."
I think it would be fair to say that on each and every occasion that the nay standards congregation has gathered for a neet oot, there has always been one individual who goes that little bit too far, be it chanting at weak people, pooing in pint pots or attempting Van dam style fighting techniques to no avail with disasterous consequences..
Events have included...
1. My good self weeing of a bridge in Amsterdam without realising a man was proposing to his fiance on the barge below
2. Pat and Big Steve instrumenting a thorough thrashing to 2 ginger headed gentlemen in Manchester
3. Shaggy "I'll take you and one other"
4. Smull in everything he does
5. Ferringo going back with a lady after the D&R ball and returning to Oakdale Rd in the early hours of the morning wearing her dress
6. Glasgee asleep in the bath in full dinner jacket outfit
7. Myself and Ferringo stealing a boat
and more too numerous to mention.....
I have dedicated the next page to photographic evidence of the state of us when we go too far..... we are so sorry