Is Smull Elvis?

Although I am no expert, I understand that Elvis Presley - the king - was found dead on the toilet; a sad but fitting end to a life tarnished by heavy drinking, drug abuse and the daily quoffing of beef burgers in the final years.

I have a theory that Elvis is still alive and well and working as a MAC operator in South Manchester under the guise of one ANDREW COLIN SMULLEN.

My theory is that elvis had simply passed out when he was found and was unconscious on the bog but simply appeared to be dead. But how can someone look so dead but just be passed out?

This 'passing out' is comparable to an act demonstrated by 'Smull' in the raz after a trip to 'the hole in the wall' eating emporium where he ordered beef burgers (coincidence?).

After a couple of super burgers - with extra egg and raw onion- i witnessed smull pass out but remain upright on the raz dance floor - an action attributed to the fact he had had 2 pints of wine before starting drinking.

To the untrained eye Smull would have looked like he had been dead for several days.

I assure you on many occasions smull has appeared to be dead as the following pictures testify.... Ive also included some photos of elvis so you can see the likeness, i suspect elvis is alive, as does most of the world.... but i know he works in Ardwick.

Do you believe...?

See the evidence!